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The Weather

We must stress that the recent very wet weather in certain parts of the world is not our fault. And anyone who says so better have access to very good legal advice. We mean it. We are sick of being blamed. We are busy developing a Cloud to help with the problem (see
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News Flash!

Please help. We appear to have lost a Cloud. The Cloud answers to the name of Cedrik and was not wearing a collar when last seen. He was last spotted floating over Tahiti. Please report any sightings to us. Perhaps you could try calling for Cedrik.

A very insubstantial reward is offered.



Report sightings to: www.cloudkissing.com

 

Cedrik Sightings

January 14th 2002
Cedrik appears to have become grossly obese and was last seen over Cornwall (all of it).
Helen

17 September 2000
I was sitting on the boardwalk in San Antonio, Texas this weekend, and sure enough, there was Cedrik! We had a small, short conversation and he told me he was planning on going to Nashville to try and get a good country singing career up and going. He has a lovely voice you know....

Wanda Sandra Kathy Lee Jones, San Antonia, Texas

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30 October 2000
To cloud kissing,
I have some rather fab news. At this precise moment I can see a cloud just like the one called Cedric. A few mins ago I called his name and he floated this way. I thought i'd better tell you as i'm about to go and get my net! I hope he does'nt get away!!!!

Lizzy Bournemouth UK

30 August 2000
Saw Cedrik this morning. Gorgeous color. Seemed very happy, singing to himself. Said he was off to check out Vegas. Do clouds gamble?

Billy Jo
Pahrump, Nevada, USA

 

 

July 26 2000
I WAZ SAT IN MY GARDEN ONE DAY
AND A MAGICAL CLOUD FLEW 2 ME AND SED
"HELLO I'M CEDRIK"
I SED CLOUDKISSING.COM R LOOKING 4 U
HE SED HE ESCAPED BY TAHITI AND FLEW OVER ALL BY HIMSELF
HE GAVE ME 8 MAGIC CHEESES

FROM TOM B.
P.S I LIV BOUT 20 MILEZ FROM BIRMINGHAM ENGLAND


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Cloud Winter Olympics 2002

Yet again the Cloud Winter Olympics are upon us. It seems only a couple of million years since our last games.

These latest Winter Olympics are all new and include bang up-to-date, happening, state-of-the-cloud events.

Forget those old and tired competitions.
Forget our first Cloud Winter Olympics.
Forget the fiasco of the 10th millennium Winter Olympics.

As well as our usual favourites  (such as Cloud Diving) new events include: 

Cloud Leap Frog
Four clouds are lined up in a straight(ish) formation. The competing Cloud floats at high speed towards Cloud 1. Shortly before colliding with Cloud 1 the competiting Cloud performs an upward leap,  landing on Cloud 1, bouncing off to Cloud 2, then off Cloud 3 and Cloud 4. The Cloud recording the shortest time between Cloud 1 and Cloud 4 is the winner.
(To date no Cloud has succeeded  in landing upon Cloud 1 who keeps changing places with Cloud 4 for a chat with Cloud 3)

Cloud High Jump
Obvious one this. The competiting Cloud floats at the maximum floating speed towards an imaginary line. Upon reaching this point the cloud adopts a vertical motion. the Cloud registering the highest number of Air Inches is declared the winner.

(The recent unofficial record of a 10 mile vertical leap has been declared void. The sudden, unexpected appearance of a Stealth Bomber was held to be an overwhelming contributory factor to the improved performance of the Cloud involved. Said cloud is receiving trauma counseling).

Details of more exciting events to follow.


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