We must stress
that the recent very wet weather in certain parts of the world is not
our fault. And anyone who says so better have access to very good legal
advice. We mean it. We are sick of being blamed. We are busy developing
a Cloud to help with the problem (see
Please help. We appear to have lost a Cloud. The Cloud answers to the name of Cedrik and was not wearing a collar when last seen. He was last spotted floating over Tahiti. Please report any sightings to us. Perhaps you could try calling for Cedrik.
A very insubstantial reward is offered.
January 14th 2002
I was sitting on the boardwalk in San Antonio, Texas this weekend, and sure enough, there was Cedrik! We had a small, short conversation and he told me he was planning on going to Nashville to try and get a good country singing career up and going. He has a lovely voice you know....
Wanda Sandra Kathy Lee Jones, San Antonia, Texas
Coming very soon
Yet again the Cloud Winter Olympics are upon us. It seems only a couple of million years since our last games.
These latest Winter Olympics are all new and include bang up-to-date, happening, state-of-the-cloud events.
Forget those old and tired competitions.
As well as our usual favourites (such as Cloud Diving) new events include:
Cloud Leap Frog
Cloud High Jump
(The recent unofficial record of a 10 mile vertical leap has been declared void. The sudden, unexpected appearance of a Stealth Bomber was held to be an overwhelming contributory factor to the improved performance of the Cloud involved. Said cloud is receiving trauma counseling).
Details of more exciting events to follow.
Page last updated: 20-08-2002