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You know the feeling - you are depressed and miserable. Paranoia sets in. You are convinced that a rain cloud is following you! Well it probably is!

And all because someone who doesn't really like you (you got their promotion/girl/seat on the train) contacted us.

We will tailor your Stalking Cloud to the degree of the relevant misdemeanor.

Minor Crime

Small Grey Cloud. Drizzle.

Larger Crime

Menacing Cloud. Intermittent Rainfall.

Really, Really Bad Crime

Huge  Black Cloud. Constant Downpour.

As an added feature, we have been able to secure a deal with the suppliers of Wind that enables us to offer sound effects.
These will be matched to the service you request - effects range from low mumbling to high-pitched wailing (you choose the message).
Of course the sound effects are only audible to your designated victim. Real paranoia!

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