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Hey with a
name like mine I know where all the Stealth Clouds are. They are my very favorite to dance upon. I am so glad I finally know who to thank.
It is impossible to express the true magnitude of happiness and excitement that your email has brought to our Clouds.
Universe wide and beyond, Clouds have been passing on the joyous news that you've been in touch. Clouds have been observed jumping and somersaulting with glee. (Cartwheeling was explicitily banned by the Cloud Federation in the Cloud Year 1 for obvious reasons. Nasty accident that. Best forgotten.)
You, The Clouddancer, are a strangely mystical
(actually we thought mythical as well until now) being - venerated by our
Clouds since Cloud One (and she's dead old). Baby Clouds have been told
since the 1st Cloud Baby that if they're good little Clouds maybe the
Clouddancer will come and dance one of her magical Clouddances upon them.
Their frilly little edges would always glow with excitement at the
Thank you again for bringing so much joy to our Clouds.
Yours cloudfully (and in awe)
Mezula da Fluffit
Coming very soon
I trust this matter can be resolved
After several hours drinking a dark cloud loomed over our two heroic adventurers in the form of a pub bouncer named Mr.C.A.U.Wanker who preceded to evict the non-contactlensacled hero while his good companion followed on. During the aftermath of this abomination to all mankind (and pissheads) said myopic hero was dashed to the pavement sustaining life threatening (bouncers life) injuries to eyebrow ridge and leg. I pray that the above mentioned dark cloud was not hired out by your good selves, as if this was so certain steps involving sawn-off shotguns and the like, will be taken.
The non-contactlensacled one
will remove all clouds hovering above anyone who has suffered the death of
a loved one.
Re: Cloudkissing. Are tongues
allowed? If so, would lightening follow?
You lot are brilliant. I can't
remember last time I enjoyed a website so much.
Very interested in the Plaque of Frogs especially laundering
money to the Cayman Islands as I have friends there. My
husband has not received his two 'Free Clouds' you promised him -
he's the one that roams around the yard with his hands in his
pockets and looks important at Richard Williams.
Is it true that every cloud has a
silver lining?........if so when they retire do they become
grey clouds.........and when they are happy what number cloud
are they on ...........surely it can't be cloud nine like the
rest of us?????? They must be far higher than that........and
when they get high where do they go!!
We've noticed there are too many clouds performing
acts of gross indecency in plain view of the general public. Night
time is meant for these erotic exercises and if they do wish to
persist in their exhibitionism then maybe they should start a
Dept. of Cloud Health
Welfare and Maintenance
I would like to buy
a cloud but you haven't shown a price guide. Is this because they are
very very expensive or just because you've got your heads in the
Thank you for forwarding the (very) detailed report provided by your Surveillance Cloud. This information confirmed my worst suspicions and I have recently instigated divorce proceedings. Many thanks.
P.S. I know for a fact that she wasn't at the North Pole on the day
in question (is that legal with a penguin?) I have credit card bills to
prove this, but what the hell.
Dear Mr. Fluffit,
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