To help cope with all the ACTS of GOD
(and absolutely nothing to do with faulty clouds in anyway
associated with Cloud Kissing, we will soon be offering the
quickly developed Cloud Pump. It will pump out water from your
house and remove it to a safe distance. Ready very soon!
You'll never have to queue again during
a fuel crisis. Cloud Fuel Station comes to you! No tax to pay to
the government. All profits go to us. Diesel about £2.00 per
litre and rising!
pipe ban? Use a cloud.Un-metered.
(Suspended due to inclement weather)
designed cloud that takes aerial photos of your home (or one within 1/2
mile due to wind conditions). Really big Big Brother!
try this on your own! We will give you the basics. Ready packaged components
will be delivered to your home. Full instructions will be supplied.
Makes greenhouse building look easy. Be very scared when opening box!
new sport! Specially trained clouds which are transported and then
released far from your home. Home back (as in pigeons). Most
cloud world's equivalent of the Oscar's. Long winded Darling Cloud
speeches are sadly unavoidable.
a Cloud: (for your pet)
at all good retailers.