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We are a  well established but largely overlooked organisation which has been operating for several million years.

One of our first contracts (Protect-a-Dino) unfortunately fell rather short of our usual high parameters, viz a viz meteorites. Our lawyers settled
(T. Rex, Q.C. failed to appear in court).

Our next major contract ( proved to be more successful. (Evacuation facilities were not part of our remit and we have never accepted any liability for the obvious lack of capacity of the life boat involved).

We operate from bases all over the globe (and beyond). 

Due to recent de-regulation we are now able to offer a range of unique services to the general public.

Our aim is to make our clouds more user-friendly and to tailor them to what you the public wants and when you want it.

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